Fortune Cookies
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question = 2*b||!2*b;
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There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who
don't.
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There are two kinds of people:
1) those who start counting at 1, and
1) those who start counting at 0.
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Q. Why do computer scientists confuse Halloween with Christmas?
A. Because oct. 31 = dec. 25.
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A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
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There's no place like homepage!
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What boots up must come down.
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A computer program does what you told it to
do, not what you want it to do.
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Computers make very accurate mistakes, and make them very fast.
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Software engineering approach to programming: start by debugging an empty file, ...
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Every bug you are finding in your program seems to be the last.
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Computers are unreliable, but so are humans.
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Asking if computers can think is like asking if submarines can swim.
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Computers are not intelligent; they only think they are!
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Make the program right before you make it faster.
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#define struct union /* Reduce memory usage! */